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When I am absolutely worthless

I’m like,

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WHEN A GUY HITS ON ME

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IF HE’S UGLY:

IF HE’S HOT:

The 2nd scenario never happens though. What? hah.

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WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I GET OUT OF CLASS

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DANCING AT THE BAR

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